jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

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dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

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wowfantastic-always-destiel:

Sending a serious message and waiting for them to read and reply. 
And your heart is pounding and you feel cold and sick.

mom's view on meeting someone online

  • mom: it's a pedo
  • mom: def a pedo
  • mom: or a serial killer
  • mom: A PEDO SERIAL KILLER
  • mom:
  • mom:
  • mom:
  • mom: ur grounded

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

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caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

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likeigiveabother:

i dont have a good side im just equally ugly all over

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